What do you think of this?? lol?

A's for arthritis,


B's the bad back,


C's the chest pains - perhaps car-d-iac?





D is for dental decay and decline,


E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!


F is for fissures and fluid retention,


G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.





H is high blood pressure - I'd rather it low;


I is for incisions with scars you can show...


J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,


K is for knees that crack when they bend.





L is for libido, what happened to sex?


M is for memory, I forget what comes next.


N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;


O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!





P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!


Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?


R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.





S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,


T is for Tinnitus - there's bells in my ears!


U is for urinary... big troubles with flow;


V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.





W is for worry - NOW what's going 'round?


X is for X ray, and what might be found;


Y is another year I'm left here behind,


Z is for zest that I still have - in my mind.





I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I am keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!

What do you think of this?? lol?
one word....DANG!
Reply:You have a lot of spare time these days, don't you?
Reply:Ha ha, thats cool! You sound like you have even more ailments than me, AND I HAVE A LOT! Lol.
Reply:omg thats crazyy





im soo showing my health teacher this...lol
Reply:LOL now, how do u think diseases get names?


that is funny, liked it
Reply:My life in a nutshell! LOL
Reply:U is for urinary... big troubles with flow;


V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.





lol! i love that part haha


star :)
Reply:nice :)
Reply:I resemble most of those remarks, maybe you should post it in the senior citizens and give them a chuckle.
Reply:I think it's great.
Reply:shows ya how much can go wrong when ya get older!
Reply:you had to have heard that from an old man or woman


lol
Reply:I think it stinks to be you!!! And since you survived, you need a hobby...why relive????
Reply:I think its great, I like it, good thought, it rimes and is interesting, I'm going to print it and put it on my fridge. thanks
Reply:that was really cute! That deserves a star!!
Reply:lol its funny!!!
Reply:Both humorous and interesting.
Reply:Excellent. My dad will get a kick out of that, Thanks.
Reply:I think if you enjoy this stuff, you probably have a good sense of humor. But no originality. Try writing some of your own material.
Reply:cool


:)
Reply:love it!