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Oh Boy...do I know how this feels...hehehehe











A is for apple, and B is for boat,


That used to be right, but now it won't float!


Age before beauty is what we once said,


But let's be a bit more realistic instead.





Now:


A's for arthritis;


B's the bad back,


C is the chest pains, perhaps cardiac?





D is for dental decay and decline,


E is for eyesight--can't read that top line!


F is for fissures and water retention


G is for gas, which I'd rather not mention.





H is high blood pressure--I'd prefer low;


I for incisions with scars you can show.


J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,


K is for knees that crack when they bend.





L is lost hearing--now what did you say?


M is memory lapses occurring all day.


N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;


O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!





P for prescriptions, I have quite a few;


Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!


Q is for queasy. Is it fatal or flu?


R is for reflux--one meal turns to two.


S for sleepless nights, counting my fears,


T for tinnitus; there are bells in my ears!





U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;


V is for vertigo--that's "dizzy," you know.


W is for worry. NOW what's going 'round?


X is for x-ray and what might be found.





Y is another year I'm left here behind,


Z is for zest that I still have--in my mind.

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I am still laughing. That was cute.
Reply:Darlin' I'm not even going to tell you how many of them I can relate to, let's just say more than a few.





This was really cute, and put a smile on my face, never mind the crink in my back from chuckling.





Have a great day!
Reply:This is perfect, i'm going to bring this to my next dr's appt and when he ask's what the problem is, i'll just hand him the alphabet list. Have a star!
Reply:Do "old folks" really go by this alphabet ? ain't gonna happen to me. M is for the many things she gave me , O is for the....(chuckle)
Reply:That is great I love it. Too bad so much is true. hahaha
Reply:Awesome, and ominous.
Reply:Fantastic and yes I can relate
Reply:As little as a year ago, I would have said "Bah hum bug!" But it has all caught up with me...I am afraid you are quite correct on all counts....damn it ! and I thought I was going to live forever...I was wrong. Phil
Reply:Love it and yes I sure do relate! Give you an A+.
Reply:Excellent! I sent this to my friend. She will get a big kick out of it.
Reply:I can relate to 8 of these. Now I know I am not alone. Very cute!
Reply:That's very good, and disheartening. My soul flinched.
Reply:10-10! my mom who is 66 keeps laughing when i read this to her :-D
Reply:lol Oh so true, thanks for the laugh
Reply:So true, that deserves an A+. I wish I'd had that yesterday for our senior meeting, they'd get a kick out of it. LOL
Reply:I loved this - very clever and unfortunately most of it is true!
Reply:PERFECT! Now if you don't mind I have to send to all my friends!!!!! A perfect A+!!!
Reply:That is absolutely awesome!!! Gonna E Mail it to my friends.
Reply:Very Cute... only I am not learning another alphabet song! It would screw me up to bad!





F is for Fibromyalgia... in my book
Reply:Really cute, did you personally make up this aging alphabet?
Reply:That a 10 out of 10! Sure can relate to some. But the time will come!
Reply:That is excellent. And, I can relate to everything!! LOL
Reply:Aww that is cute and so true. Thanks for sharing! lol
Reply:Not quite there yet, but very soon for most of these.


Very good
Reply:Boy! is this ever true. :%26gt;)