Old age alphabet?

A's for arthritis,


B's the bad back,


C's the chest pains - perhaps car-d-iac?





D is for dental decay and decline,


E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!


F is for fissures and fluid retention,


G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.





H is high blood pressure - I'd rather it low;


I is for incisions with scars you can show...


J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,


K is for knees that crack when they bend.





L is for libido, what happened to sex?


M is for memory, I forget what comes next.


N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;


O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!





P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!


Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?


R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.





S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,


T is for Tinnitus - there's bells in my ears!


U is for urinary... big troubles with flow;


V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.





W is for worry - NOW what's going 'round?


X is for X ray, and what might be found;


Y is another year I'm left here behind,


Z is for zest that I still have - in my mind.





I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I am keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!

Old age alphabet?
Yes I agree!
Reply:hahahaha looks like you know me. pmsl
Reply:brilliant!
Reply:lolll
Reply:Fe**ing Hell!


Brilliant!
Reply:hahahaha!!





great one!!
Reply:love it, Brill





Can't wait to get old and enjoy all the things that goes with old age.








LOL LOL
Reply:Excellent!!!!
Reply:Well I am not old and I can see myself there already. That was great and so true. Now how about a list of 26 cures. (only joking)
Reply:excellent luvs it!!!! a star for you!*
Reply:I really enjoyed that! Brilliant. lol
Reply:This is SERIOUSLY brilliant. You should send it up to a few magazines because it deserves publication.
Reply:Ha Ha, Very Good!!
Reply:JUST GREAT!!!





Thanks for all the things we have to look forward too.LOL
Reply:Bloody hell mate....youv'e just described me ....ha ha ha
Reply:Thanks for that. It's brilliant....and its made me feel sooo much better.


I don't have all of those problems, just most of them. Thanking my lucky stars now!
Reply:hahaha


the joys life
Reply:I loved that alphabet as it is me from a to z.
Reply:that was fookin brill hun, unfortunately i have em all, pmsl





have a star





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Reply:Hahahahhaaaa, feckin brilliant mate...loved it..lol
Reply:love it _ LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL _good one_here's a star_LOLZ XD





Alphabets are diseased
Reply:most excellent. the youngsters won't get it, but i can appreciate it very much. thanks for the grin!

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